We all have our reasons why we love anime. For some, it’s the story and the specific genre that they love. Others, it could be the visual graphics. While some is just looking for a good time and we all know how anime is, it’s full of good times (okay, maybe there are tears here and there and scenes where we can literally feel our heart being ripped out.)
Watching anime is a rollercoaster of emotion but one specific feature of anime that can be seen in all of them is their sense of humor. It always amazes how one fictional character seems to have the humor of one true person. That is why I always get so attached to them because they feel real, they say real things and they go through real-life circumstances.
But, enough of the serious business! Are you stressed or feeling down these days? Well, watching anime is one of the best way to relax and just forget the world. Here, we’ve compiled 49 (!!!) funny anime quotes that will surely brighten your day!
“An angel? So Whis is an angel? But he’s got no wings, and his butts not hanging out.” – Goku
“For a pregnant woman to give birth, she’s gotta feel the pain of pulling a watermelon out of her nostril. For an artist to create a masterpiece, he’s gotta feel the pain of pulling entire galaxies out of his ass.” – Gintoki Sakata
“Excuse me, but are you by any chance the oddball in your family?” – Ash Ketchum
“If you use your head, you won’t get fat even if you eat sweets.” – L Lawliet
“Do you have any idea how stupid we are? Don’t underestimate us.” – Kondou Isao (Gorilla)
“Don’t tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can’t he come up with something more original?” – Lina Inverse
“When you’re in high school you should be doing things, about which you could never tell your parents!” – Isshin Kurosaki
“Now all that is left is the destruction of the earth, but I think it would be a waste to destroy it. The food of this planet is very delicious.” – Beerus
“An apple a day keeps anyone away, if you throw it hard enough!” – Marie Mjolnir
“If I get reincarnated…. I wanna become a clam.” – Monkey D Luffy
“Pornography can save the world!” – Taiga Okajima
“I don’t wanna brag or anything, but when it comes to being the worst – I’m at the top.” – Rider Astolfo
“So tell me, what’s it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?” – Hiei
“The ocean is so salty because everyone pees in it.” – Son Goku
"People die when they are killed." - Shiro Emiya
"There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these." - Freeza
"Boobs aren't fat! They're filled with men's hopes and dreams!" - Sagara Yoshiharu
“This is the magic item that suppresses my mighty magical powers. If I were ever to take this off, a great catastrophe would surely befall this world… Well, that was a lie. I just wear it for looks.” - Megumin
"I'm going to be late for the snail watching club and I'm the only member!" - Melvin Butlers
You might have killed millions of people, but at the very least, you made me happy." - Frederica Greenhill Yang
I'm not a pervert… I'm a super pervert! - Jiraiya
Shorty?! Could a shorty do this?! What else you want to call me: a half-pint bean sprout midget?! I'm still growing you backwater desert idiots! - Elric Edward
What is life? Why do people live? Someone asked me that, and then I beat him within an inch of his life. - Heiwajima Shizuo
Right, I have something I have to apologize to Mitsuo for. Sometimes, when we were playing, you’d suddenly start crying, and then you’d run home. You probably thought you’d fooled us, but everyone knew… that you had pooped your pants! Sorry. - Motoharu
“Look Goku, you can go out in public and have your hair sticking out in every direction if you want to, but not me!” - Bulma
“It’s amazing how much you kiss your own ass.” - Kyon
“I’m not against socializing, so long as it’s not tiring. - Houtarou Oreki
“I don’t really get what’s going on, but I’ll pretend like I do.”- Naruto
“I’m too young to die. The only person I’ve had sex with is my babysitter.” – Hajime Aoyama
“My life is a constant battle between my love of food and not wanting to get fat.” – Umaru Doma
“Kirie-chan’s so good at taking care of me, I’m becoming a worse person. Heck I’m fine with becoming worse.” – Umaru Doma
“If Kasumi isn’t back by dinnertime, we’re gonna have to eat Akane’s cooking. And if we do that, man oh man, we’re gonna wish we were lost at sea!” – Ranma Saotome
“Saotome Anything Goes Martial Arts Final Attack: ready, set, run away!” – Ranma Saotome
“Were you born stupid, or did you just grow that way?” – Ukyo Kuonji
“Oh… oh… oh dear. I think I am about to do something evil again.” – Kasumi Tendo
“Akane really is a sweet girl. She’s just a violent maniac.” – Kasumi Tendo
“This sunlight is my worst enemy after three straight all-nighters.” – Kazuma Satou
“You passed out and were taken to a nearby hospital and the doctors and nurses laughed at you as you had a heart attack.” – Aqua
“No matter what you pick, it’s all the same. Nobody’s expecting much from a shut-in game otaku anyway.” – Aqua
“Huh? You’re supposed to be some game otaku shut-in. Why are you so reliable?” – Aqua
“How can you face your problems if your problem is your face?”
“Our weakness is that we are morons.” - Angel Beats
"Why would you do that to Midoriya's scrotum?!" - My Hero Academia
